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Abduction of the Fat Cat

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Some cats are so beautiful, that humans can even have a severe discussion over which of them will be so honoured as to give home to such a breathtaking feline.

Peter Paul Rubens depicted such a situation in his famous painting:

Peter Paul Rubens, The abduction of the Fat Cat from the Daughter of Leucippus

Peter Paul Rubens, The abduction of the Fat Cat from the Daughter of Leucippus


Two guys just grabbed an extremely beautiful fat ginger cat from the back yard of the Daughter of Leucippus’ house. The girl noticed them and ran to save her kitty in such a hurry, that she even had no time to put her clothes on.

Caught at the crime scene, the guys suggested to the girl: “Maybe you also will come to live in our place with this cat?”

“No way! ‘’– the girl shouted, – ‘’I will not cook for you! Just give me my cat back!”

Please note that the commonly known version of the masterpiece, to be found at Alte Pinakothek in Munich, has way more obscene meaning:

The Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus, from Alte Pinakothek

The Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus, from Alte Pinakothek

These 2 guys, Castor and Pollux, are definitely interested not in ginger cats, but in other kinds of pussies!

Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat

P.S. This amazing discovery was for the first time revieled in Our book:

Fat Cat Art: Famous Masterpieces Improved by a Ginger Cat with Attitude

There are more other important discoveries to be found there!

Do you and your cat and art loving friends have it already?


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